Clearing out a drawer..

Apologies if you have read this drivel before but I found this curious list on my phone from December 2017!
I must have decided to tidy out one of 'those' drawers in the sideboard. We all have them. The shove it in and deal with it another time drawer.
This is what was in the drawer on this day. It's kinda like one of those time capsules!

Paperwork/receipts for burning x3

Paperwork/receipts for filing x 3.

Cotton bud x 2 - assumption is they are clean

Sanitary towel x 1 - unopened!

Compass x 1 - for finding your way

Envelopes x 77

Indian takeaway vouchers x 10

Sticky pad thing for car dashboard to put sat nav on x 1 - didn’t work but clearly not enough reason to throw it away.

Pens x 21 ( inc yesterday’s drawer clear ) + 1 pencil

Light bulbs - various types

Medical dressings ( unopened )leftover from kidney removal x7

Name banner - for birthdays

Doggy poo bags - obvs for Freddie

Our wills

Batteries ordinary x2

Batteries rechargeable- 7

Corkscrews x 2

Keys for top box for car

Yankee candle tea lights wax melts & car fresheners - loads

Old tax disc - from 2015

Kilt pin

Padlocks- for a suitcase from when Miss 23 went to NZ

Pegs- 2 - no idea why

Tomy room thermometer when kids were little - battery must have run out!

Photos of the kids

USB pen - been looking for that for ages

Golf multi tool x 2 ( he’s not even been in 3 years!!!! )

Battery recharger x2 - for all the rechargeable batteries

Packet of quartz glow stones- no one knows who they belong to or from whence they came!

Money - 5p

New handles for windows - not for my windows

Baubles - back on the tree

Tennis ball- Freddie’s

A glove - plain black. ‘Not mine’ when I asked Mr 20 and the HG. Well it’s not mine. Must be Freddie’s!!!

An old camera - digital one

Leaflets- for days out

Stuff for a thermal foot bath - belongs to the HG!

Various wires and leads I have no idea what for

Sunglasses - Miss 23s we think

Penknife x 2

Roll of insulation tape

Scissors - these last three sound like a murderer’s toolkit!!!

Mini screwdriver - I’ve been looking for this for ages

Blu tac

Pizza oven instructions

Map of wales

Fancy silver ribbon

Packet of French radish seeds sow by 2014 

The absolutely awful thing about finding this list is that Im one hundred percent positive that these items are STILL IN THERE plus a load more stuff rammed on top! That Maria Kondo woman would spontaneously combust if she saw it! 

Lots of love for now,

Rachel * Will be appearing on a channel 5 documentary about hoarders for sure in the future* Radiostar