This morning I manages to stab myself in the eye with a plastic wallet full of RE display letters. Result - one streaming hurty eye. I did what any self respecting primary school worker would do - slap a cold wet paper towel on it. This eased the pain but I was alarmed at the kaleidoscope effect my eye gave everything I looked at.
The children at school were really really sweet and concerned. Bless them. ( They were out and out children of satan yesterday!)
By lunch the scary fuzzball sight had given way to the blurry double vision I have now. Using my extensive medical knowledge I have diagnosed a nasty scratch. If it is no better real soon - I may seek a second opinion!
Off to take my son to karate now!